Somebody literally just explain how I did this. I can see no colors, and see nothing. My body feels like it's melting and coming apart at the same time.

Alright, so I decided that Phase Distortion will now be similar to a talk show during the early 70s, except for it's just two kids who talk about the dumb shit they did. And also, yes, there will still be jokes about Hitler. We need those.

With only one person working on it, it might be a few weeks. But, yeah. It'll focus on Walter because i voice him and nobody else is working on this at all right now except for me. And @Coffeeandhoney13 is no longer working on this because he threw his dragon dildo at my window yesterday

Phase Distortion is no longer a video game. It is a Newgrounds animated series made by the community. The VAs will hopefully stay the same, but maybe some different art styles? Idk. Just ask if you want to be part of it!

On Friday, we will make our first move. Rising tensions have begun in the site, and it's time we take matters into our own hands. We'll split into groups, or "rebellions". Together, we'll defeat the others. I say I speak for all non-humans when I say, "The Giygas Rebellion begins!"

The War Has Begun

Hello, earth people. It is i, the cosmic destroyer, Giygas. I made an account here because of many reasons, those of which shall not be listed. Hopefully you have a good day and enjoy the rest of this site.